Lasagnius, The Sheet
July 23 - Aug 22
Earlier in the week Vermicelli is in heat so expect your hard disk to make a noise like a mockingbird on Ritalin. By Wednesday all your underwear will turn into pineapple rings and you will at last get a postcard from your long-lost mother now on the faculty at a terrorist training camp in Baluchistan.
Health:
Make an effort to become more rounded by eating Rigatoni al Forno three times a day until October.
Single's Lovescope:
You are instinctively aware that "the one" is circling your cosmic horizon, barely out of reach. After posting your profile on 23 dating sites you will receive e-mails from seven hot Russian inmates with bad skin.
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Fusillonius |
Zitius |
Radiatorus |
Farfallus |
Lasagnius |
Linguinius |
Rigatonius |
Tortellinius |
Raviolus |
Fettucinius |
Spaghettius |
Cannellonius |
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Fusillonius |
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Zitius April 21 - May 21 |
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Radiatorus May 22 - June 21 |
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Farfallus June 22 - July 22 |
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Lasagnius July 23 - Aug 22 |
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Linguinius Aug 23 - Sep 23 |
Rigatonius Sep 24 - Oct 23 |
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Tortellinius Oct 24 - Nov 22 |
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Raviolus Nov 23 - Dec 21 |
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Fettucinius Dec 22 - Jan 20 |
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Spaghettius Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
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Cannellonius Feb 20 - Mar 20 |