Unsolicited Testimonicles:
"When people ask me about
my star sign, I normally reply: Astrology? Excuse me? I don't even
believe in
Astronomy... ''
Vernon
Equinox, spiritual adviser to Dick Cheney.
"Pastarology
is one of those useful techniques that helped me cook the
books."
N.
Ron
Hubbard, former Chief Executive and author of Insider Inside.
"In most science, as you know, there is no
such thing as a free lunch. Pastarology accurately predicts which
grants I will be awarded next year."
Zbigniew Bunsenburner, Lab Rat
and Academic Parasite.
Some Cosmic Star Facts from Anthony Chianti:
Stars are a long way away.
Stars can be many colors including white and black.
Light from stars is heavy, that's why it falls down here.
Some stars are white dwarfs but they are not snow white.
Most Neutron stars are in fact Liberals and vote Democrat.
All stars are made of Tapioca.
There are no unhappy stars, not counting Leonard Cohen.
Some M3X stars have no mass even though they are Catholic.