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New Elementary Particle Discovered!
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Hot off the Press from Your Man on The Spot: Wabasso,
Florida.
I was doing my weekly shop when I bumped into a whole pile of
Nectarinos, stacked high in front of me. They were so common that some
had even fallen and lay damaged on the floor, still dribbling with
Bose-Einstein Speaker Condensate. Yes, Nectarinos in the wild.
These amazing new particles have mass and spin, but no charge.
At
least, not until you get to the checkout.
More at 11.
Last Week: All Our Magnons are now Chromed, see Chro-Magnon
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Some Cosmic Star Facts from Anthony Chianti:
Stars are a long way away.
Stars can be many colors including white and black.
Light from stars is heavy, that's why it falls down here.
Some stars are white dwarfs but they are not snow white.
Most Neutron stars are in fact Liberals and vote Democrat.
All stars are made of Tapioca.
There are no unhappy stars, not counting Leonard Cohen.
M3X Class stars have no mass even though they are Catholic.