Cannellonius, The Subway
Feb 20 - Mar 20
Orso is moving into Lasagna, so expect to fall asleep after lunch on Thursday with spaghetti sauce on your best shirt. You wake up to find the restaurant surrounded by a SWAT team and the BATF because the waitress thought you had been shot. You are booked for wasting police time.
Health:
Later in the week Portobello aligns with Linguinius, your opposite sign, so be careful what you eat. Avoid seafood, old sneakers and lead, especially lunchtimes.
Single's Lovescope:
Your fantasies about a co-worker inviting you out for an expensive Italian meal and then asking you back for coffee and things getting completely out of hand are just that: fantasies. The object of your affections is still hung up on the UPS driver.
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 Fusillonius |
 Zitius |
 Radiatorus |
 Farfallus |
 Lasagnius |
 Linguinius |
 Rigatonius |
 Tortellinius |
 Raviolus |
 Fettucinius |
 Spaghettius |
 Cannellonius |
What Sign Am I?
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Fusillonius |
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| Zitius April 21 - May 21 |
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| Radiatorus May 22 - June 21 |
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| Farfallus June 22 - July 22 |
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| Lasagnius July 23 - Aug 22 |
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| Linguinius Aug 23 - Sep 23 |
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| Rigatonius Sep 24 - Oct 23 |
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| Tortellinius Oct 24 - Nov 22 |
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| Raviolus Nov 23 - Dec 21 |
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| Fettucinius Dec 22 - Jan 20 |
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| Spaghettius Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
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| Cannellonius Feb 20 - Mar 20 |
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