Radiatorus, The Grill
May 22 - June 21
Later this week Spaghetti Hoops moves into alignment with Cannellonius and you will feel moved to randomly surf the Internet until you accidentally discover your entire family tree, resign in disgust and move to Ethiopia with a limping Norwegian snowplough driver.
Health:
Reduce cholesterol by replacing red meat with spring water. Bring Angel Hair pasta to the next Gun Club picnic.
Single's Lovescope:
You shouldn't be reading this. Unless something has gone horribly wrong, you're already married.
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on your star sign to see your Pastascope
 Fusillonius |
 Zitius |
 Radiatorus |
 Farfallus |
 Lasagnius |
 Linguinius |
 Rigatonius |
 Tortellinius |
 Raviolus |
 Fettucinius |
 Spaghettius |
 Cannellonius |
What Sign Am I?
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for more details
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Fusillonius |
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| Zitius April 21 - May 21 |
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| Radiatorus May 22 - June 21 |
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| Farfallus June 22 - July 22 |
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| Lasagnius July 23 - Aug 22 |
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| Linguinius Aug 23 - Sep 23 |
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| Rigatonius Sep 24 - Oct 23 |
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| Tortellinius Oct 24 - Nov 22 |
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| Raviolus Nov 23 - Dec 21 |
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| Fettucinius Dec 22 - Jan 20 |
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| Spaghettius Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
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| Cannellonius Feb 20 - Mar 20 |
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