Zitius, The Pipe
April 21 - May 21
Zitius:
This week you should avoid clouds, turnips and anchovy flavor ice cream. You will find yourself curiously driven to stick duct tape on your grandmother's toaster - don't fight it, the stars know what's good for us. Like pasta.
Health:
Think health, think Noodles and with Zuchini trine your ascendant, please, for the sake of your liver, replace your Whiskey with Wholemeal Rigatoni.
Single's Lovescope:
Your romantic life is once again in a spin. You meet and fall head over heels in love with a large propellor.
Too late, you will discover after you are engaged that they are a two-timing piece of ship.
Click
on your star sign to see your Pastascope
 Fusillonius |
 Zitius |
 Radiatorus |
 Farfallus |
 Lasagnius |
 Linguinius |
 Rigatonius |
 Tortellinius |
 Raviolus |
 Fettucinius |
 Spaghettius |
 Cannellonius |
What Sign Am I?
Click your sign
for more details
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Fusillonius |
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| Zitius April 21 - May 21 |
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| Radiatorus May 22 - June 21 |
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| Farfallus June 22 - July 22 |
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| Lasagnius July 23 - Aug 22 |
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| Linguinius Aug 23 - Sep 23 |
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| Rigatonius Sep 24 - Oct 23 |
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| Tortellinius Oct 24 - Nov 22 |
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| Raviolus Nov 23 - Dec 21 |
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| Fettucinius Dec 22 - Jan 20 |
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| Spaghettius Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
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| Cannellonius Feb 20 - Mar 20 |
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