Raviolus, The Teabag
Nov 23 - Dec 21
Saturday afternoon Durum moves into your sign and your obituary unexpectedly appears in the local paper. Your brother calls to check and asks for his $25 back. Don't worry, it won't always be like this, next week Noodles moves into Fettucinius and things will get much worse.
Health:
Maslow's pyramid is much more important than the FDA nonsense and he's telling you to get your priorities right, like eating more pasta. Get off to a good start in the mornings by replacing cornflakes with the crunchy goodness of raw Farfalle.
Single's Lovescope:
Your soulmate is scheduled to meet you in the checkout line at the sandwich bar Tuesday lunchtime. You miss this by more than an hour because your lifelong struggle with commitment shreds the drivebelt on your Harley.
Click
on your star sign to see your Pastascope
 Fusillonius |
 Zitius |
 Radiatorus |
 Farfallus |
 Lasagnius |
 Linguinius |
 Rigatonius |
 Tortellinius |
 Raviolus |
 Fettucinius |
 Spaghettius |
 Cannellonius |
What Sign Am I?
Click your sign
for more details
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Fusillonius |
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| Zitius April 21 - May 21 |
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| Radiatorus May 22 - June 21 |
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| Farfallus June 22 - July 22 |
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| Lasagnius July 23 - Aug 22 |
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| Linguinius Aug 23 - Sep 23 |
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| Rigatonius Sep 24 - Oct 23 |
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| Tortellinius Oct 24 - Nov 22 |
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| Raviolus Nov 23 - Dec 21 |
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| Fettucinius Dec 22 - Jan 20 |
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| Spaghettius Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
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| Cannellonius Feb 20 - Mar 20 |
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