Fettucinius, The Bra Strap
Dec 22 - Jan 20
Towards the end of the week you become socially aware, compassionate and a magnet for the opposite sex. That too will pass. All things considered, not a good week for Fettucinius, but spare a thought for the outer planet Tiramisu, slowly circling the zodiacal plane and scheduled to spend the next 17 years in your miserable sign.
Health:
If you're working out and ready to bulk up, it's high time to make a start on your pasta diet. Okay, maybe Pavarotti is not a good example, but think how much better your singing will be when you top 400 pounds.
Single's Lovescope:
Tuesday evening you receive admiring glances from an alcoholic transvestite with stubble. You are sizzling hot. It's your call.
Click
on your star sign to see your Pastascope
 Fusillonius |
 Zitius |
 Radiatorus |
 Farfallus |
 Lasagnius |
 Linguinius |
 Rigatonius |
 Tortellinius |
 Raviolus |
 Fettucinius |
 Spaghettius |
 Cannellonius |
What Sign Am I?
Click your sign
for more details
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Fusillonius |
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| Zitius April 21 - May 21 |
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| Radiatorus May 22 - June 21 |
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| Farfallus June 22 - July 22 |
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| Lasagnius July 23 - Aug 22 |
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| Linguinius Aug 23 - Sep 23 |
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| Rigatonius Sep 24 - Oct 23 |
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| Tortellinius Oct 24 - Nov 22 |
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| Raviolus Nov 23 - Dec 21 |
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| Fettucinius Dec 22 - Jan 20 |
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| Spaghettius Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
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| Cannellonius Feb 20 - Mar 20 |
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