Spaghettius, The Rod
Jan 21 - Feb 19
This week you will accidentally deep fry your new coffee maker. Don't be disheartened, on your way to the store to buy a new one your soulmate will T-bone you with a large SUV. Your soulmate will wait by your bed until you come out of intensive care, then run away with your healthcare administrator.
Health:
Bruschetta moves into Lasagnius so the stars are telling you to think flat. For health, wealth and more miles per gallon, consider eating Fettuccine.
Single's Lovescope:
Later this week you will get an amazing party invitation from a college roommate. Don't go. It was a wrong number and you're not in College any more. Besides, there hasn't been a toga party since 1983 - what were you thinking?
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 Fusillonius |
 Zitius |
 Radiatorus |
 Farfallus |
 Lasagnius |
 Linguinius |
 Rigatonius |
 Tortellinius |
 Raviolus |
 Fettucinius |
 Spaghettius |
 Cannellonius |
What Sign Am I?
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Fusillonius |
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| Zitius April 21 - May 21 |
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| Radiatorus May 22 - June 21 |
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| Farfallus June 22 - July 22 |
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| Lasagnius July 23 - Aug 22 |
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| Linguinius Aug 23 - Sep 23 |
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| Rigatonius Sep 24 - Oct 23 |
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| Tortellinius Oct 24 - Nov 22 |
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| Raviolus Nov 23 - Dec 21 |
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| Fettucinius Dec 22 - Jan 20 |
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| Spaghettius Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
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| Cannellonius Feb 20 - Mar 20 |
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