Linginius, The Wire
Aug 23 - Sep 23
By Friday evening Alphabetti is trine Rotini, so surrender to the cosmic angel of forgiveness this coming weekend by swimming to Cuba and releasing 17 detainees from Guantanamo Bay. The rest deserve to be there and are none of your karmic business.
Health:
Eat some stuffed pasta for balance, preferably Three Cheese Ravioli. That would be one cheese for each personality.
Single's Lovescope:
For the next month Profiteroles is retrograde and your ascendant is sliding down the tubes together with all your relationships (all?). This is a great time to redecorate the garage in Louis XIV or baroque Neapolitan. Get a pile of good books, just in case.
Click
on your star sign to see your Pastascope
 Fusillonius |
 Zitius |
 Radiatorus |
 Farfallus |
 Lasagnius |
 Linguinius |
 Rigatonius |
 Tortellinius |
 Raviolus |
 Fettucinius |
 Spaghettius |
 Cannellonius |
What Sign Am I?
Click your sign
for more details
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Fusillonius |
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| Zitius April 21 - May 21 |
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| Radiatorus May 22 - June 21 |
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| Farfallus June 22 - July 22 |
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| Lasagnius July 23 - Aug 22 |
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| Linguinius Aug 23 - Sep 23 |
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| Rigatonius Sep 24 - Oct 23 |
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| Tortellinius Oct 24 - Nov 22 |
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| Raviolus Nov 23 - Dec 21 |
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| Fettucinius Dec 22 - Jan 20 |
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| Spaghettius Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
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| Cannellonius Feb 20 - Mar 20 |
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