Tortellinius, The Ring
Oct 24 - Nov 22
Monday evening the Moon moves into Penne so expect your cousin from Alabama to turn up on the doorstep with a suitcase. You creep out the back and stay in a motel until the weekend which means you gas up at a different station and miss buying this week's winning lottery ticket.
Health:
After all the recent excitement you're long overdue for a mental health break. Sit down with a huge plate of Lasagna. If you're Italian, make it like your mother. If you're not, eat out.
Single's Lovescope:
Thursday morning you will have a long, unbelievably romantic conversation with a pastarologically-compatible charmer that flirts with you outrageously. However, the next time you call technical support in Bombay, you get someone else.
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 Fusillonius |
 Zitius |
 Radiatorus |
 Farfallus |
 Lasagnius |
 Linguinius |
 Rigatonius |
 Tortellinius |
 Raviolus |
 Fettucinius |
 Spaghettius |
 Cannellonius |
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Fusillonius |
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| Zitius April 21 - May 21 |
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| Radiatorus May 22 - June 21 |
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| Farfallus June 22 - July 22 |
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| Lasagnius July 23 - Aug 22 |
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| Linguinius Aug 23 - Sep 23 |
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| Rigatonius Sep 24 - Oct 23 |
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| Tortellinius Oct 24 - Nov 22 |
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| Raviolus Nov 23 - Dec 21 |
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| Fettucinius Dec 22 - Jan 20 |
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| Spaghettius Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
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| Cannellonius Feb 20 - Mar 20 |
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