Fusillonius, The Twisted One
Mar 21 - April 20
Fusillonius:
With Macaroni moving into your opposite sign the entire week could be a tinderbox of titillation or a whole new can of Vermicelli. Try and avoid naked aggression by keeping your clothes on all week, especially in the shower.
Health:
Forget the detox, if you didn't eat crap in the first place it would never be necessary. Dump the bamboo shoots and instead try enriched Cannelloni stuffed with wholemeal yoghurt.
Single's Lovescope:
By the end of the week you will find yourself in a torrid love affair with your pet's veterinarian. This will never go anywhere because you naively imagine that your camel is co-dependent. Let's be honest, he only hangs around for the food.
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| Zitius April 21 - May 21 |
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| Radiatorus May 22 - June 21 |
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| Farfallus June 22 - July 22 |
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| Lasagnius July 23 - Aug 22 |
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| Linguinius Aug 23 - Sep 23 |
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| Rigatonius Sep 24 - Oct 23 |
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| Tortellinius Oct 24 - Nov 22 |
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| Raviolus Nov 23 - Dec 21 |
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| Fettucinius Dec 22 - Jan 20 |
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| Spaghettius Jan 21 - Feb 19 |
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| Cannellonius Feb 20 - Mar 20 |
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